She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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