# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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