I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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