You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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