my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
either way he was missing a nipple.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
There's always time for handjobs
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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