Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The uberlube is also flammable
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Randomize
