Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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