Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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