oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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