This girl is more easily done than said...
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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