were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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