is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Randomize
