Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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