But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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