She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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