I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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