You just made me feel so damn special
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
