he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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