Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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