Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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