he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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