nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think your dad took our porno
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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