i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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