I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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