I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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