We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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