You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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