My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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