i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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