Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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