Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
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