i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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