Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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