Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Is Oprah even human
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
