Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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