Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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