i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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