Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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