FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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