He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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