dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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