Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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