but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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