I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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