Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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