So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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