I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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