'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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