Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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