Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
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