No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Randomize
